Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a 
sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to 
her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it 
pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!

LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!